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He rummaged through a sheaf of laminated information sheets, presented me with one and fled back downstairs. The sheet showed two photographs: one taken at the scene of the accident a few days later, another taken comparatively recently. Both showed a hump in the road. As with the death of Princess Diana, there was a conspiracy theory at the time that said Lawrence had been assassinated by the Establishment. A mysterious black van was reported to have overtaken Lawrence at the moment of impact, but was never accounted for.

The woman looked a bit upset. Had she confused her father’s hump in the road with a less notorious one? Had her father incompetently levelled the wrong hump? To help restore her confidence I bowled her an easy one. ‘Is there a toilet I could use?’ I said.

I was chauffeur for the day and I’d just dropped off my passengers at the local crematorium. With an hour to kill while they committed their friend to the flames, I’d driven over to Clouds Hill intending to spend the hour in quiet contemplation, and I very much hoped to be able to use a lavatory. Lawrence had never had one at Clouds Hill during his lifetime because he was happy to go in the rhododendrons. Illustrious friends like George Bernard Shaw, Siegfried Sassoon, E.M. Forster, and Thomas and Mrs Hardy had no choice except to do likewise. But National Trust members, I imagined, wouldn’t settle for anything less than a flush toilet.

But I was out of luck. She didn’t know of any visitor’s lavatory at Clouds Hill. It didn’t matter, I said. I’ll go in the rhododendrons. I went downstairs then out into the garden. You’ve never seen such rhododendrons. Years of manuring by famous authors have done them no harm at all. Even back in his time, Lawrence used to pull great boughs from the bushes and burn them on his fires. Seventy years on, virtually the entire four-acre plot is colonised by impenetrable thickets. A modest winter project to restore Lawrence’s path through the rhododendrons to the viewpoint at the top of the hill has left a trail of destruction reminiscent of a logging operation.

Looking back at the house I noticed the Greek inscription that Lawrence carved into the lintel above the door. Taken from Herodotus, it translates roughly into English, according to E.M. Forster, as ‘I don’t care’. He put it there, said Forster, to make visitors feel less inhibited. Taking Lawrence at his word, I marched confidently into a gap in the rhododendrons and lowered my trousers.

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Jeremy Wilson

April 12th, 2008 4:31pm

T.E. Lawrence did not invite Henry Williamson to Clouds Hill "to discuss Williamson's suggestion that Lawrence become actively involved in the British Union of Fascists."

The letter of 10 May 1935 from Williamson to Lawrence that prompted Lawrence's telegram inviting HW to Clouds Hill has been published. In it, Williamson asked if he could call at Clouds Hill to drop off an unpublished typescript by V.M. Yeates, hoping that Lawrence would read it and give an opinion on some editorial changes.

Williamson did not become a Fascist supporter until after Lawrence's death. He joined the British Union of Fascists in the autumn of 1937. That year - presumably hoping to harness Lawrence's name to the Fascist cause - Williamson invented the story that he had asked to call at Clouds Hill in order to discuss a possible meeting between Lawrence and Hitler.

The letter, telegram, and a discussion by Anne Williamson (HW's daughter-in-law and major biographer) are published in T.E. Lawrence, 'Correspondence with Henry Williamson' (Fordingbridge, Castle Hill Press, 2000)

Liz Bird

April 18th, 2008 7:30pm

Mr Clarke would know that the house is manned by volunteers and that there are no loos there if he were a member of the Trust.With his people skills and knowledge perhaps he should volunteer.

Peter Preen

April 20th, 2008 9:08pm

What was the point of this article? Was it just an excuse for Mr Clarke to have a go at an innocent charitable volunteer, someone who will probably never see this article and therefore cannot retaliate. If so it remains a pointless childish exercise in bullying of a charitable person. Mr Clarke should be aware that he who throws the first stone shall recieve back 3,000fold, or so it says in the good book, I believe. Maybe his fellow reporters would like to start by making fun of Mr Clarke's many goofs. Now that would be a joy to read. By the way T E lawrence was a book reviewer for the Spectator, something I feel certain that Mr Clarke knows nothing about.

Colin Glover

April 22nd, 2008 10:05am

I really must take issue with this poor piece of journalism which would be better suited to the gutter press than what I previously beleived to be a reputable publication.
I am a volunteer at Clouds Hill and am not hired by the Trust. I go there in my own time and at my own expense as I have a genuine interest in all things to do with Lawrence and enjoy imparting my knowledge with members of the public and indeed learning from them sometimes. It can be very stimulating. It is also true that volunteers cannot be expected to know everything on day one and as in life we learn as we go.
The inaccuracies in the article have been well covered by Jeremy Wilson and could have been avoided with proper research. Obviously research is not a priority of the writer but maybe if he were to check out the Spectator's archives for 1927 and look at the book reviews by a certain CD or Colin Dale he would find that this person was TE Lawrence, a fellow employee!
I genuinely believe that a further article should be written by Mr Clarke correcting his inaccuracies and withdrawing his derogatory comments about volunteers. I am sure that the warden of Clouds Hill or any volunteer would welcome a further visit from Mr Clarke to discuss Lawrence in greater detail and help him construct a true and meaningful article to further enhance Lawrence's reputation and garner more visitors to Clouds Hill. But I suspect objective journalism was not the purpose of the article in the first place but merely sensationalism!


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