Hooray! Labour no longer the Party of Economic Competence!!
Monday
Hooray! Labour no longer the Party of Economic Competence!! It’s all over! Or rather, it’s all back on!! Dave looks like a weight has been lifted. Fifteen different pictures of desperate people queuing at banks spread out on the conference table. We want to frame a few of them, as commemoration of The Day Our Luck Finally Turned, but Jed can’t decide which ones he likes best. It’s just so dramatic. Reminds me of the day they had a ‘buy one get one free’ on sacks of stud and youngstock mix at Wibberley Horse and Rider. Though not quite so hysterical.
Meanwhile, the silly feud continues. Thatcher’s office on again. Is ‘David Cameron’ going to the No Turning Back gala dinner at conference? Because if he is, Her Ladyship will not be going. Oh puh-lease. This is all so childish. Jed’s going to ring back and tell them Dave decided not to go long before he knew she might not be going if he was going. That’ll show them!
Tuesday
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