Alex Massie

Friends, eh?

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Ah, Facebook... No sooner do I announce that I'm off to Cyprus than this harsh but fair note appears:

I look forward to you being kidnapped by Turkish Cypriot terrorists, and the video clips of Massie after 50 days in a makeshift prison cell. And all his mates saying "He looks better than he usually does, doesn't he?"

Written byAlex Massie

Alex Massie is Scotland Editor of The Spectator. He also writes a column for The Times and is a regular contributor to the Scottish Daily Mail, The Scotsman and other publications.

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