Alex Massie

It’s all in the way you tell them...

Text settings

According to the Adam Smith Institute's blog, this was recently voted the funniest joke in Belgium:

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

Who says foreigners aren't funny?

Written byAlex Massie

Alex Massie is Scotland Editor of The Spectator. He also writes a column for The Times and is a regular contributor to the Scottish Daily Mail, The Scotsman and other publications.

Topics in this articleSociety