What a day! I mean, we’ve two feet of snow here and are running low on vital provisions (tobacco and whisky) and one of the chickens went missing and is feared lost in a snowdrift. A shame, since she’s a reliable layer.
Meanwhile at Westminster, a pair of clowns armed with plastic spoons tried to knife the Prime Minister.
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