Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Melissa Kite: a crazy woman is living inside my head.

Is this what they mean by change of life empowerment?

This makes Melissa Kite angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Photo: AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT

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