Robin Oakley

My puppy-training advice for Boris Johnson

issue 21 September 2019

President Harry Truman once observed: ‘If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.’ Boris Johnson, as Prime Minister in the unfriendliest era British politics has known, and his girlfriend Carrie Symonds have taken on a Jack Russell puppy called Dilyn. They and I are therefore among the 24 per cent of UK citizens who are dog-owners, with nearly nine million animals in our national ownership.

Taking on a puppy in retirement, said our friends, was madness — especially in a house full of antiques and with a carefully tended garden. Certainly, the game has changed since we last raised a puppy 40 years ago. So have the overheads. Vet’s bills and food we had factored in, but this time we were advised we had to invest in a puppy cage for sleeping (discarded after the second night) and another for car travel (discarded after the first journey in favour of a harness).

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