It was tasty, well-priced red Bordeaux last week and it’s tasty, well-priced white Burgundy this week. Don’t say we don’t love you. All we crave is your happiness and we work hard to attain that.
By which I mean that I drink as much as I can on your behalf. Team player, that’s me.

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