If I get one more phone call from Foxy asking me to write press releases about his trip to Afghanistan, I’m going to make an official complaint.
So I didn’t leak the emails after all! Am so disappointed.
Julian has it confirmed that David Miliband is getting a wind turbine. Jed says this is declaration of war.
I hate it when people start talking in acronyms
Mr Maude stormed out of his Still A Very Long Way To Go Sub-Group meeting this morning
Am contemplating a serious hissy fit.
Hot: where’s the glacier when you need it?
We have swapped a horrid lumpy settee of a tax policy for a smooth, dusty-pink chaise longue
Dave is not to be disturbed unless it’s urgent DIDs (Desert Island Discs) fallout
I do want to believe there’s more to life than money but it does seem a bit — well — impractical
The government is in ‘meltdown’
Apparently the interviews for the A-list of candidates were horrendous.
Poppy says if you put your ear to the ground it sounds very much like a thousand people quietly screaming, ‘Gordon is coming!’ All the talk is of ‘timetables’ and ‘transitions’.
Off on an earth-saving trip to Norway - by private jet!
A strange post-Manchester memo has arrived with a list of approved adjectives
Another day, another chance to demonstrate our values