Television

Weekly shockers

1 January 2011 12:00 am

Did you hear the one about Jordan’s disabled son? Unlikely, since you probably don’t watch Tramadol Nights (Channel 4), nor read the Mirror (‘Katie Price furious after Frankie Boyle joke about her disabled son’), nor the Guardian (‘Frankie Boyle’s Katie Price joke sparks Ofcom investigation’).

Top of the pops

18 December 2010 12:00 am

The most watched programme on British television this year was the special live edition of EastEnders, broadcast in February to mark the soap’s 25th anniversary.

Interview: Goodies’ triple triumph

18 December 2010 12:00 am

Here in HMV on London’s Oxford Street, three comedians are signing autographs.

Juggling statistics

11 December 2010 12:00 am

I love statistics.

Street life

4 December 2010 12:00 am

It is the 50th anniversary of Coronation Street and there seems to be as much celebration and feasting as there was for the Queen’s own golden jubilee, in 2002.

Tendentious drivel

27 November 2010 12:00 am

It told the story of two best mates, Frankie and Peter, serving in an unidentified northern regiment in Afghanistan where Peter quickly discovers he can’t cope under fire — and as a punishment is made the unit’s ‘camp bitch’ by the sadistic Lance Corporal Buckley (Mackenzie Crook).

Hard times

20 November 2010 12:00 am

Courtroom dramas filled the schedules this week, with Jimmy McGovern writing a series for the BBC called Accused (BBC1, Monday).

Rallying cry

13 November 2010 12:00 am

Britain’s Trillion Pound Horror Story (Channel 4, Thursday) was unquestionably the most important programme that will appear on British television this year.

All over the shop

6 November 2010 12:00 am

I’m writing this near Ludlow, a town which has miraculously kept its centre.

Education in horror

30 October 2010 12:00 am

When my brother and I were teenagers growing up in the arse end of nowheresville — Bromsgrove to its friend — we were mainly looked after by Nanny VHS.

United Nations

23 October 2010 12:00 am

There have been the usual moans about the BBC spending £100,000 on coverage of the Chilean miners.

Back to basics

16 October 2010 12:00 am

One of the few professional stand-up comics I’ve met who wasn’t bitter, twisted, malign, graceless, grumpy, chippy, egomaniacal and slightly to the left of Stalin is Mark Billingham.

All about sex

9 October 2010 12:00 am

The Song of Lunch (BBC2) was a rum old go. Christopher Reid’s poem, about a publisher half-hoping to rekindle a past love affair over an Italian meal, was read out by Alan Rickman, who acted the publisher and recreated the lines on film.

Sex lives and videotape

11 September 2010 12:00 am

Him and Her (BBC 3) is the BBC’s notion of a really edgy sitcom.

Our squandered national treasure

14 April 2010 12:00 am

Torn with grief, Melvyn Bragg has produced a condolence book for the South Bank Show (born 1978, died of neglect, 2010).

Remembering a classicist

25 November 2009 12:00 am

Just as Alec Guinness resented being seen as Obi-Wan Kenobi for the rest of his life, Ian Richardson might have resented Francis Urquhart, the Machiavelli of Michael Dobbs’ House of Cards trilogy, whose catchphrase gives this book its title.

A monumental achievement

25 February 2009 12:00 am

Like virtually everyone middle-aged and middle-class in this country, I am a beneficiary of the cult of Civilisation — Kenneth Clark’s ‘personal view’, stretching in 13 episodes from the Vikings to Van Gogh, which was broadcast on BBC2 in 1969 and on BBC1 two years later, as well as appearing as a sumptuously illustrated, best-selling book.

Pete suggests

18 December 2008 3:26 am


Other people’s lives

24 September 2008 12:00 am

The Family (Channel 4, Wednesday); Merlin (BBC 1)