James Delingpole

I went looking for a used car – and found my inner boy racer

11 April 2015 9:00 am

A bit late, I know, to put in a bid for Jeremy Clarkson’s old job. But I think I might…

From teapots to rare meat, my Britain is becoming a lost country

28 March 2015 9:00 am

There was a letter to the Daily Telegraph last weekend which depressed me more than anything I’ve read in ages.…

I have the right to raise my monsters as I wish

14 March 2015 9:00 am

I was on the phone to Girl, thinking of something interesting to tell her. ‘Oh yeah,’ I said. ‘And this…

Two shops. Two philosophies. Which side are you on?

28 February 2015 9:00 am

Are you Lush or are you Aldi? Me, I’m Aldi all the way. So much so that when someone —…

The Master of the Universe who taught me that life is about much more than money

14 February 2015 9:00 am

God it’s nauseating when an exact university contemporary of yours turns out to have become a hugely successful investor with…

The hottest year on which record?

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Did you know that 2014 was the hottest year ever recorded in the entire history of the world? Probably you…

Standing firm is the price of civilisation. Are we still ready to pay it?

17 January 2015 9:00 am

Reading Memoirs of a Fox-Hunting Man, as I have recently, you cannot help but be struck by what a perfectly…

What techies are actually doing when they fix your computer

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Just before Christmas I achieved something so totally, incredibly amazing that I think it probably ranks among the greatest things…

This Christmas, I wish you the gift of flu

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Have you had the horrid bug that’s going round yet? I’ve got it now and I do hope you get…

Why tackle someone's argument when you can just pick a word and take offence at it?

6 December 2014 9:00 am

Michael Gove was on BBC Question Time the other night, fielding questions about such contentious subjects as education, immigration and…

Sorry, Anne Glover, but you were just too scientific for the Green Blob

22 November 2014 9:00 am

The Green Blob which did for Owen Paterson has claimed another victim. Her name is Anne Glover and she was,…

The Islamic sermon that taught me what’s happened to Birmingham

8 November 2014 9:00 am

Birmingham has changed a bit since I grew up there in the 1970s. Back then, the stories of the hour…

My new affair is thrilling, expensive — and might just break my neck

25 October 2014 9:00 am

I have fallen in love with an unsuitable male. My wife isn’t totally happy about this relationship because she recognises…

Stop "Stoptober"! It's another insidious attack on liberty and free will

11 October 2014 9:00 am

Say what you like about the French Revolutionaries but at least they had a poetic imagination. When they wanted a…

The greatest joy of playing Grand Theft Auto V? It lets you give the finger to the PC brigade

27 September 2014 9:00 am

The last — and only — time I had sex with a whore she was so impressed by my performance…

My amazing dad has found the secret of a happy life

13 September 2014 9:00 am

This week I wanted to tell you about my amazing dad. He hasn’t died or anything. I just thought I’d…

Frankie Boyle is a cowardly bully, and I’m ashamed I ever stood up for him

30 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Outspoken comic Frankie Boyle has called on the BBC to sack “cultural tumour” Jeremy Clarkson.’ Can anyone tell me what’s…

You’re never too old, they say. But I am

16 August 2014 9:00 am

For my 49th birthday treat, I went to see Shakespeare in Love at the Noël Coward theatre in London. Expensive…

You owe it to yourself to visit John Clare country

2 August 2014 9:00 am

This has been a terrible year for horseflies. It’s bad enough if you’re human: often by the time you swat…

Fear and libertarianism in Las Vegas

19 July 2014 9:00 am

Great God, Vegas is an awful place. I realised this the moment I arrived. My cab driver — who’d been…

Imperialism is back – and this time it’s politically correct

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Why did you leave us?’ said the old Sudanese man in Omdurman market. ‘Things were so much better when you…

The big fat lie about cholesterol

21 June 2014 8:00 am

Though I’m not generally big on banning stuff, there’s one substance I would prohibit without a moment’s hesitation — probably on…

Does Ukip believe in anything any more?

7 June 2014 9:00 am

I’m worried about Ukip. It’s possible that my concerns are entirely misplaced but let me give you some examples of…

In praise of cyberchondria

24 May 2014 9:00 am

There’s something perversely satisfying in discovering that your children have inherited your vices. That’s why I was so quietly pleased…

The lefty liberals may be losing their hold over the arts world

26 April 2014 9:00 am

If you happen to be reading this column at breakfast, I’d recommend you skip to something more agreeable like Dear…