Rod Liddle

If you’re not tired of London, you’re tired of life

24 June 2017 9:00 am

London, city of the damned. City of incendiary tower blocks, jihadi mentals trying to slit your throat, yokels from Somerset…

Where are the right-wing masses demanding a second election?

17 June 2017 9:00 am

The Conservative party lost the general election, even if they are still in power (at time of writing). It was…

Is enough enough? Then let’s start deporting Muslim extremists

10 June 2017 9:00 am

I divide my time between two constituencies, the first a rock-solid Conservative seat in the south-east of England, the other…

Should those poor kids have been at an Ariana Grande show?

3 June 2017 9:00 am

My wife will not let our 11-year-old daughter take the dog for a walk around the large field adjoining our…

This is the worst Tory election campaign ever

27 May 2017 9:00 am

I am trying to remember if there was ever a worse Conservative election campaign than this current dog’s breakfast —…

Who’s to blame for Jeremy Corbyn? Step forward, Tony Blair

20 May 2017 9:00 am

Alastair Campbell once famously punched the Guardian’s Michael White in the face. A commendable thing to do, undoubtedly, as Mr…

The cops should have said: it’s just Stephen Fry, what did you expect?

13 May 2017 9:00 am

Coming to a workplace near you, perhaps — masturbation breaks. The policy was first recommended by a psychologist at Nottingham…

Diane’s grey matter and Labour’s sticky votes

6 May 2017 9:00 am

I awoke the other morning to hear Diane Abbott’s brains leaking out of her ears and all over the carpet…

Tim Farron is a Christian, so of course he’s not allowed an opinion

29 April 2017 9:00 am

Maybe I’m wrong about this, but I don’t remember the BBC running a documentary 100 days into Barack Obama’s first…

What I expect from Theresa May’s pointless election

22 April 2017 9:00 am

A general election is called and in a matter of hours a neutral and unbiased BBC presenter has likened our…

We are strictly impartial in this exciting Syrian conflict

15 April 2017 9:00 am

Let me take this opportunity to join with our Prime Minister and Foreign Secretary in commending President Trump’s swift and…

With ‘Meat-Free Mondays,’ the BBC has created a replica of its London bubble in Manchester

8 April 2017 9:00 am

An American woman started a website called ‘People I Want to Punch in the Throat’, in which she listed the…

Is Nicola Sturgeon wearing titanium leg extensions?

1 April 2017 9:00 am

The thing that got me about the photo-graph which prompted the Daily Mail’s harmless but now infamous headline ‘Never mind…

What shocks me about the BBC: occasionally it isn’t biased

25 March 2017 9:00 am

There’s one thing that bothers me a lot about the letter sent by ‘more than 70’ MPs to the director-general…

Europe’s elite rightly feel extinction breathing down their necks

18 March 2017 9:00 am

Allahu Akbar! Greetings from Samsun, where Turkish protestors — their eyeballs spinning in orgasmic Islamic rage — tried to set…

What I did on International Women’s Day

11 March 2017 9:00 am

It was International Women’s Day on Wednesday of this last week. The Guardian had enjoined its readers to send in…

A field guide to our doomed liberal elite

4 March 2017 9:00 am

The latest and perhaps most damaging accusation to be levelled at Donald Trump is that he likes his steaks well-done…

Pity the satanic abuse police – they have to be 120 per cent gullible

25 February 2017 9:00 am

I got lost in the forest near my house while walking the dog the other week. The path I was…

At least David Beckham has exposed the honours system for the sham it really is

11 February 2017 9:00 am

How will we remember him, do you suppose? If you’re a committed football fan, possibly for that exquisite chip from…

Protest and petition all you like. I won't bother listening

4 February 2017 9:00 am

I think on balance I would prefer people to demonstrate their opposition to political developments — Brexit, the forthcoming state…

I’m starting to think that Brexit will kill Ukip

28 January 2017 9:00 am

Perversity is a much undervalued British trait, much more redolent of our real psyche than queuing, drinking tea or being…

Stupidity takes hold of another students’ union

21 January 2017 9:00 am

I had never heard the acronym Soas before I started work at the BBC, almost 30 years ago. But as…

The lies we tell ourselves about the NHS

14 January 2017 9:00 am

The language of the left is a truly transformative grammar, so I suppose Noam Chomsky would heartily approve. There are…

Ms Anne Maple of Lewisham — my new poster girl for free speech

7 January 2017 9:00 am

Now is the time of year to take down the Christmas decorations from your front window and put up, in…

I should never have been ashamed to love Status Quo

31 December 2016 9:00 am

I bought a record in a second-hand shop in the summer of 1981. A double album. I made sure nobody…