There was a stupid woman on the television news the other night, interviewed the day after she and her family had arrived for their holiday in — yes — Tunisia.
The Chinese are doing their panda thing again, buying international goodwill by depositing one of these doomed and slightly sinister creatures with any country which might otherwise have an objection to their foreign or domestic policy.
Last time I looked, my online petition was not generating the support I had expected.
I hope you are looking forward to the tsunami of industrial effluent which is coming your way in the first quarter of the new year.
The kids are all asleep, the wife is in bed reading feminist propaganda, from outside in the darkness I hear the shocked keewick of a Little Owl.
My problem with condoms was always a very different confusion from that which apparently afflicts the Pope.
‘Crap! Robin Hood Airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high.’ — Paul Chambers, on Twitter. ‘Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death. I shan’t tell Amnesty if you don’t. It would be a blessing.’ — Gareth Compton, on Twitter.
The guitarist Keith Richards is perhaps most famous for having constructed a short and very simple rhythmic musical phrase, over the top of which his colleague Mick Jagger expressed an increasing irritation at being unable to acquire, in both general and specific terms, any kind of ‘satisfaction’ — despite, as he proceeded to explain, repeatedly attempting to do so.
David Davis is the ghost at the coalition’s feast
It’s odd, says Rod Liddle, that we mollycoddle our children while insisting that they can decide what’s right or wrong
If Katrina was the vengeance of Allah, what was the point of the Pakistan earthquake?