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18 February 2012 2:00 pm

Eight o’clock on a cold and frosty Sunday morning and my boy is driving me to the NHS emergency dentist.…

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11 February 2012 1:00 pm

If there’s a hotter, smellier and more cramped men’s changing room in Britain than the one at our gym, then…

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4 February 2012 2:00 pm

Exeter airport. Check in. I’m booked on a domestic flight to Glasgow International and I’m travelling with hand luggage only.…

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28 January 2012 1:00 pm

We parked the car and spent a carefree hour on the beach, Oscar and I. The beach was a crescent…

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21 January 2012 3:00 pm

A week into the New Year I drove to town early to do a spot of shopping. The sun was…

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14 January 2012 1:00 pm

I was woken by my phone ringing. My boy. ‘What time is it?’ I said. ‘Ten past one,’ he said.…

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7 January 2012 1:00 pm

‘Come with me,’ said the barmaid, ‘to a party.’ It was around three and she was trying to close the…

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31 December 2011 10:00 am

I was standing on the pavement outside the Lahore Kebab House, Hendon, after a three-hour lunch, waiting for a minicab.…

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17 December 2011 11:30 pm

Royal Mail bosses have suggested to postmen that they should not accept a Christmas tip if it’s £30 or more.…

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10 December 2011 3:00 pm

‘A race through the subways and streets of Paris anuses.’ Startled, I reread the sentence. Surely that couldn’t be right.…

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3 December 2011 1:00 pm

As my bike had drawn attention to itself by being nicked, abandoned and found, I decided to renew our old…

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26 November 2011 1:00 pm

For 21 years my bike has leant against the wall just inside the garage door. On Monday morning it was…

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19 November 2011 1:00 pm

My grandson Oscar, now nearly two, hardly says a word when he and I are out together. It’s like being…

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12 November 2011 4:00 pm

The book launch party was terrific. To those who put it on, and to everyone who came, I am a…

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5 November 2011 4:00 pm

Before I went to the party, I went to the pub for a pint. The pub was unusually quiet for…

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29 October 2011 2:00 pm

A big mouth, fewer taste buds and a wider gullet than normal means I’m a fast eater. If golloping your…

Low Life: One Middle-Aged Man in Search of the Point by Jeremy Clarke

29 October 2011 11:00 am

Some may question whether a review of a columnist’s work in the magazine in which that columnist’s work appears can…

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22 October 2011 5:00 pm

That famous ideal pub of George Orwell’s, The Moon Under Water? Sounds boring to me. There’s no music, every customer…

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15 October 2011 2:30 pm

A very sporting publisher has put together a collection of Low life columns and is publishing it in hardback on…

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8 October 2011 8:30 pm

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

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1 October 2011 12:00 am

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

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24 September 2011 12:00 am

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

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17 September 2011 12:00 am

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

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10 September 2011 12:00 am

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

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3 September 2011 12:00 am

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low life