Status anxiety

Status Anxiety

10 September 2008 12:00 am

If I die this weekend, at least I will breathe my last in the name of a good cause

Status Anxiety

3 September 2008 12:00 am

Why Kirsten Dunst banned me from the set of the film about my life

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27 August 2008 12:00 am

I feel like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, but trapped in the Boden catalogue

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20 August 2008 12:00 am

New York’s Eurotrash exude a preening self- regard that makes me sick to my stomach

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13 August 2008 12:00 am

These days, I can’t even afford to rent a trailer on Shelter Island

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6 August 2008 12:00 am

At first, I thought the reason the British Consul General in Los Angeles had agreed to have lunch with me was because he knew who I was.

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30 July 2008 12:00 am

What takes my breath away is the sheer anger of the comments under my articles

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23 July 2008 12:00 am

Should I have forced myself to accept a diseased prisoner’s licked spoon?

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16 July 2008 12:00 am

Incredibly, nobody has yet punched me in the nose over what I have written in a review

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9 July 2008 12:00 am

Welcome to the Kindergarchy

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2 July 2008 12:00 am

Sean left strict orders: if he was kidnapped, I was to be kept away from the region

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25 June 2008 12:00 am

I would take pleasure in driving a Chelsea tractor to the shop to buy a pint of milk

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18 June 2008 12:00 am

If I try to take Manhattan again, I’ll fail completely. Perfect!

Status Anxiety

11 June 2008 12:00 am

Did my wife really mean it when she said I didn’t have to be present at the birth?

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4 June 2008 12:00 am

Clarkson and Monbiot are the same: they are just being true to themselves

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28 May 2008 12:00 am

My other life as a killer on the run with my lover comes to an end in Tennessee

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21 May 2008 12:00 am

I never thought I’d claim I was quoted ‘out of context’ — until I went to Cannes

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14 May 2008 12:00 am

My wife and I have ended up as stay-at-home parents — with a part-time child

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7 May 2008 12:00 am

I managed to crash the Vanity Fair Oscars party – but not Boris’s victory do

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30 April 2008 12:00 am

Boris has played me like a violin twice in my life — even appealing to my conscience

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23 April 2008 12:00 am

Machiavelli’s The Prince is by far the most useful guide to parenting

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16 April 2008 12:00 am

In which my efforts to be a defender of the weak against criminals go awry

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9 April 2008 12:00 am

Pitching television programmes is like wining and dining a gorgeous blonde

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2 April 2008 12:00 am

Spending time with my children makes me appreciate my wife. How does she stand them?

Status Anxiety

26 March 2008 12:00 am

I was wrong about Acton. It is by far the most affluent place I have ever lived