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30 July 2008 12:00 am

What takes my breath away is the sheer anger of the comments under my articles

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23 July 2008 12:00 am

Should I have forced myself to accept a diseased prisoner’s licked spoon?

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16 July 2008 12:00 am

Incredibly, nobody has yet punched me in the nose over what I have written in a review

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9 July 2008 12:00 am

Welcome to the Kindergarchy

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2 July 2008 12:00 am

Sean left strict orders: if he was kidnapped, I was to be kept away from the region

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25 June 2008 12:00 am

I would take pleasure in driving a Chelsea tractor to the shop to buy a pint of milk

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18 June 2008 12:00 am

If I try to take Manhattan again, I’ll fail completely. Perfect!

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11 June 2008 12:00 am

Did my wife really mean it when she said I didn’t have to be present at the birth?

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4 June 2008 12:00 am

Clarkson and Monbiot are the same: they are just being true to themselves

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28 May 2008 12:00 am

My other life as a killer on the run with my lover comes to an end in Tennessee

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21 May 2008 12:00 am

I never thought I’d claim I was quoted ‘out of context’ — until I went to Cannes

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14 May 2008 12:00 am

My wife and I have ended up as stay-at-home parents — with a part-time child

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7 May 2008 12:00 am

I managed to crash the Vanity Fair Oscars party – but not Boris’s victory do

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30 April 2008 12:00 am

Boris has played me like a violin twice in my life — even appealing to my conscience

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23 April 2008 12:00 am

Machiavelli’s The Prince is by far the most useful guide to parenting

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16 April 2008 12:00 am

In which my efforts to be a defender of the weak against criminals go awry

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9 April 2008 12:00 am

Pitching television programmes is like wining and dining a gorgeous blonde

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2 April 2008 12:00 am

Spending time with my children makes me appreciate my wife. How does she stand them?

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26 March 2008 12:00 am

I was wrong about Acton. It is by far the most affluent place I have ever lived

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18 March 2008 12:00 am

My cycling accident proves my point that road users rely on their ears. We need to be noisier

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12 March 2008 12:00 am

Disaster strikes as the scales finally fall from American eyes: not all Brits are gentlemen

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5 March 2008 12:00 am

Now I can't even claim that my play was panned by the press because I was a critic

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27 February 2008 12:00 am

I can’t afford to send my children to private school — and I’m relishing the cachet

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20 February 2008 12:00 am

A high-status Mr Toad lookalike like me is bound to produce more sons than daughters

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13 February 2008 12:00 am

Where is the next generation of Toby Youngs? It’s my turn to dismiss their drivel