Diary

Diary

22 March 2003 12:00 am

Notes from the newly augmented backbenches

Diary

15 March 2003 12:00 am

The pros and cons of Celebrity Recognition Phenomenon

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8 March 2003 12:00 am

Want to keep one's friends informed about one's life? No time for the telephone? Then put it in print

Diary

1 March 2003 12:00 am

Revealed: The reason why print journalists stay off-screen

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22 February 2003 12:00 am

The PM's director of communications realises the perils of the Samaritan lifestyle and the benefits of football supporters

Diary

15 February 2003 12:00 am

The perfect diary. Ingredients: Name-dropping, indiscretion and kicking men when they're down

Diary

8 February 2003 12:00 am

On the wagon for the George and Tony show

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1 February 2003 12:00 am

All one needs is celery

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25 January 2003 12:00 am

The shocking truth about chat rooms

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18 January 2003 12:00 am

The Express columnist suggests that the PM takes heed of his predecessors and Oxford takes care about Jenkins' successor

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11 January 2003 12:00 am

The Daily Mail columnist visits Australia in search of some good cricket that he can ignore

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4 January 2003 12:00 am

On a trip to India, the editor of The Spectator sees the future of Britain in a carrot

Diary

28 December 2002 12:00 am

The Spectator's resident cartoonist displays an unusual form of musophobia and fights the lonely fight against the Christmas blockbuster

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14 December 2002 12:00 am

The former editor of the Telegraph bemoans the poverty of the soundbite culture

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7 December 2002 12:00 am

Explained: The twin phenomena of crop circles and exploding beverages

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30 November 2002 12:00 am

The political editor of the Guardian reports from South Asia on an ingenious way to avoid Ken's tax

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23 November 2002 12:00 am

The occasional reporter and freelance onanist (prospective) discovers that no news isn't necessarily good news

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16 November 2002 12:00 am

The literary editor of The Sunday Telegraph finds a positive use for an MP

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9 November 2002 12:00 am

The Newsnight presenter travels slowly between the interchangeable dystopias of urban Britain and asks Boris to get the beers in

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2 November 2002 12:00 am

The editor of The Times realises you can tell a lot about a politician from the way he treats bananas

Diary

26 October 2002 12:00 am

The author finds himself mistaken for a Cambridge Don and included on the Catalan national curriculum

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19 October 2002 12:00 am

The Polecat deals with his potential expulsion from the Tory party by cultivating his communist plot

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12 October 2002 12:00 am

The writer goes in search of Alexander the Great, but only finds Withnail and I

Diary

5 October 2002 12:00 am

Just like a normal day at the office - the editor of The Mirror immerses himself in backbiting, hypocrisy, self-interest and amorality at the conference

Diary

28 September 2002 12:00 am

In the electronic age, a social disease is a virus you get from your email correspondents. And often from one-night…