I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs
‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’
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Thursday
I hope you’re not using ChatGPT to write my essay!
‘Dad, I hope you’re not using ChatGPT to write my essay!’
That’s how Martin and Caroline manage to pay the school fees
I fear nit zero is an unrealistic target
‘I fear nit zero is an unrealistic target.’
What did you get offended by at school today…?
‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
I want a better homework/life balance
‘I want a better homework/life balance.’
Wednesday
Chief fundraiser, unpaid
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’
In the long run
‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’
Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
We can Photoshop this
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
Tips for day two of the Festival
The Betway Queen Mother Champion Chase (3.30 p.m.) is the highlight of day two of the Cheltenham Festival and – despite Jonbon’s defection this morning – it provides an intriguing seven-runner contest over two miles. There are various arguments to be made for the top two in the market – El Fabiolo and Edwardstone – each winning this £225,000 pot. However, both potential frailties too: El Fabiolo has not always convinced with his jumping and Edwardstone’s runs have lacked consistency this season. The Cheltenham Festival is a marathon not a sprint and there is plenty to look forward to I would rather dabble each way on Henry de Bromhead’s gelding