‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’

Politics

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’

Crash dummy

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’

Clown

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’

KGB

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘All you do is binge watch.’

Watch

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’

Sermon

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’

Rock

22 September 2018 9:00 am

Instagram

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’

Christopher Robin

22 September 2018 9:00 am

Torture

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s a 12.5 per cent surcharge for American tourists.’

Great wall

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘And this is the “Dorothy”. Ideal for poems, short stories and acidic reviews.’

Pens

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘At least it isn’t called All The President’s Women.’

Bob Woodward

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘The following drama contains a dissatisfying ending that cynically leaves the door open for a second series.’

Drama

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’

Racism

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’

Alcohol-free

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Do you believe there’s life after Brexit?’

Life after Brexit

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh dear, I appear to have strayed into a rough neighbourhood.’

Web

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’

Artistic

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’

Scheme

8 September 2018 9:00 am

Salmond

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Seriously babe — I have my own island!’

Message

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘What did you do in the Scallop War, Daddy?’

Shell

8 September 2018 9:00 am