Spider

25 March 2017 9:00 am

‘Well, I suppose we could start with his listening skills.’
‘The meaning of everything? Hang on…’
‘Unfortunately, George Osborne’s got them all.’
‘Sometimes I think you only married me because you loved me.’

Sometimes

25 March 2017 9:00 am

‘You’ll be paid per death, and will need to provide your own cloak and scythe.’

Gate

25 March 2017 9:00 am

‘The tooth fairy left you a brush and some paste.’

Dental

25 March 2017 9:00 am

‘There are more people watching us than The Nightly Show.’

TV

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘Oh, I was looking for the resistance training class?’

Gym

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘I miss being “the left behind”.’
‘Have you been drink and self-driving again?’

53_18.03_SA

18 March 2017 9:00 am

Love

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘So on Day One, Nicola, you build a wall on the southern border and you get the English to pay for it.’

Call

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘The past was no picnic, but it takes his mind off the future.’

12_18.03_sally_artz

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘I’ve decided to take control of my borders.’

Circle

18 March 2017 9:00 am

‘Sorry, we’re not looking for anyone at the moment.’

Missing

11 March 2017 9:00 am

‘Oh no — he’s turned into a real boy.’

Boy

11 March 2017 9:00 am