‘... as the bishop said to the actress.’

Bishop

26 May 2018 9:00 am

Speaker

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘You’re just the sort of token woman we’re looking for.’

Token women

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘How did he get up there?’

Cat cloud

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’

Vicar

26 May 2018 9:00 am

Mother reading to her child at bedtime, a book called 'Room on the broom' which shows a witch on the cover" ‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’

Storytime

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Deciding on a border was a nightmare.’

Flower show

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’

Plebs

26 May 2018 9:00 am

‘The gammon’s off.’

Gammon

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’

Marxist

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘OMG, we’re rich!’

We’re rich!

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’

Wax work

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’

Lego

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s always the Swiss option.’

Swiss option

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’

Kim

19 May 2018 9:00 am

A&E

19 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’

Encounter

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’

Eyes

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘I’m getting smoky tones...’

Wine

12 May 2018 9:00 am

BBC ratings

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’

The three bears

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’

Sexbot

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’

Rail Fares

12 May 2018 9:00 am

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

5 May 2018 9:00 am

Rapunzel has a bad hair day

Bad hair

5 May 2018 9:00 am