‘If there’s global warming then how come there’s a cold war?’

Dunno

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I want you to know I’m seeing someone else.’

VR

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Things have changed since I was a lad.’

Change

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Unless one of them comes up and says hello to you in the street…’

Faces

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘The enemy are virtue-signalling to us, sir.’

War

20 October 2018 9:00 am

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Well at least we always left a tip.’

Club

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘How many shopping days are there till Brexit?’

Countdown

20 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’

Discs

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘We are innocent Russian tourists on riding holiday, looking forward to a good hack…’

Passport

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘What I thought might be fun is, we sign a final deal which then immediately shreds itself.’

Brexit talks

13 October 2018 9:00 am

Twitter

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’
‘Brian’s off to watch the golf.’

Sport

13 October 2018 9:00 am

Wine

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I fear he’s the bearer of bad news.’

Messenger

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

Island

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Finnegans Woke’

Sign

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I was hoping for a policy proposal.’

Proposal

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Grr! It’s the deep state trying to undermine Jeremy Corbyn.’

Deep state

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Modern competitive wives

Award

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Boris

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Half pay

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘How do you know you don’t like photographing your food if you haven’t tried it?’

Meal

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Every so often they ask a question to which only young people know the answer.’

Quiz

6 October 2018 9:00 am