Nick Newman

15 September 2011 11:30 am

‘I will manage my affairs better — but not until 2019.’ ‘I will manage my affairs better — but not…

Geoff Thompson

15 September 2011 11:27 am

Geoff Thompson Geoff Thompson

RGJ

15 September 2011 11:22 am

‘I’ve been asked to seek out a dangerous mole.’ ‘I’ve been asked to seek out a dangerous mole.’

Nick Newman

15 September 2011 10:00 am

‘I blame myself for our son becoming a Liberal Democrat.’ ‘I blame myself for our son becoming a Liberal Democrat.’

Geoff Thompson

8 September 2011 2:00 pm

‘Hindsight is a wonderful thing.’ ‘Hindsight is a wonderful thing.’

McLachlan

8 September 2011 1:56 pm

‘My goodness me! This is amazing! A Victorian antique 24-carat diamond ring! And how did this wonderful piece of jewellery…

K.J. Lamb

8 September 2011 1:53 pm

‘I’ll be handing your essays on “What I did during my holidays” over to the police” ‘I’ll be handing your…

Ian Baker

8 September 2011 1:51 pm

‘I’ve decided to have a trial separation from my inhibitions.’ ‘I’ve decided to have a trial separation from my inhibitions.’

Paul Wood

8 September 2011 1:47 pm

‘I’ve decided to stay – wonderful phone reception!’ ‘I’ve decided to stay – wonderful phone reception!’

Evans

8 September 2011 1:42 pm

‘I thought this weekend we might do that coast-to-coast walk you’ve been reading about.’ ‘I thought this weekend we might…

Hunter

8 September 2011 1:40 pm

Elderly People Begging Elderly People Begging

Grizelda

8 September 2011 1:38 pm

‘But this endless growth is unsustainable.’ ‘But this endless growth is unsustainable.’

K.J. Lamb

8 September 2011 1:36 pm

9/11 Books 9/11 Books

Bernie

8 September 2011 1:28 pm

‘Darling why do you have to be so PC all the time?’ ‘Darling why do you have to be so…

Evans

8 September 2011 1:25 pm

‘And this area of the showroom demonstrates how many bulbs you’ll need once the full incandescent light restrictions come into…

RGJ

8 September 2011 1:19 pm

‘Pierre Curie pays Marie a compliment.’ ‘Pierre Curie pays Marie a compliment.’

RGJ

8 September 2011 1:11 pm

Retro virus Retro virus

Nick Newman

8 September 2011 1:07 pm

It’s a bit big for you, but you’ll grow into it.’ It’s a bit big for you, but you’ll grow…

Holland

8 September 2011 12:58 pm

Scottish Conservative Party Scottish Conservative Party

Robert Thompson

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘It’s OK to stab someone in self-defence, son.’ ‘It’s OK to stab someone in self-defence, son.’

Evans

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘You’re right, it is a mole – looks benign… but you can never tell.’ ‘You’re right, it is a mole…

Gredge

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I understand your client has expressed some sign of remorse.’ ‘I understand your client has expressed some sign of remorse.’

Mazurke

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I’m afraid you’ve got medal fatigue.’ ‘I’m afraid you’ve got medal fatigue.’

Tony H

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I tell you, Velcro has been a godsend.’ ‘I tell you, Velcro has been a godsend.’

Bernie

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘Do you get the feeling we’re heading for another crash?’ ‘Do you get the feeling we’re heading for another crash?’