Robert Thompson

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘It’s OK to stab someone in self-defence, son.’ ‘It’s OK to stab someone in self-defence, son.’

Evans

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘You’re right, it is a mole – looks benign… but you can never tell.’ ‘You’re right, it is a mole…

Gredge

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I understand your client has expressed some sign of remorse.’ ‘I understand your client has expressed some sign of remorse.’

Mazurke

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I’m afraid you’ve got medal fatigue.’ ‘I’m afraid you’ve got medal fatigue.’

Tony H

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘I tell you, Velcro has been a godsend.’ ‘I tell you, Velcro has been a godsend.’

Bernie

3 September 2011 12:00 pm

‘Do you get the feeling we’re heading for another crash?’ ‘Do you get the feeling we’re heading for another crash?’

RGJ

3 September 2011 12:30 am

   

Grizelda

3 September 2011 12:00 am

‘Look at him with his iDad.’ ‘Look at him with his iDad.’

Holland

3 September 2011 12:00 am

   

Geoff Thompson

3 September 2011 12:00 am

‘Ah, home, sweet home.’ ‘Ah, home, sweet home.’

Bernie

3 September 2011 12:00 am

‘Fancy a post-coital pizza?’ ‘Fancy a post-coital pizza?’

AJS

3 September 2011 12:00 am

   

RGJ

3 September 2011 12:00 am

‘The hotel operates a pay-per-view system in all rooms.’ ‘The hotel operates a pay-per-view system in all rooms.’

Mico

3 September 2011 12:00 am

‘He hasn’t dropped his pizza, he’s just finished it.’ ‘He hasn’t dropped his pizza, he’s just finished it.’

K.J. Lamb

27 August 2011 12:00 pm

‘And here we are, not going anywhere in order to save money.’ ‘And here we are, not going anywhere in…

The Surreal McCoy

27 August 2011 12:00 pm

‘We never destroy anything together any more.’ ‘We never destroy anything together any more.’

Bernie

25 August 2011 10:58 am

‘To protect his identity, the defendant will be referred to as “the Scumbag”.’ ‘To protect his identity, the defendant will…

Hunter

25 August 2011 10:52 am

 

Grizelda

25 August 2011 10:43 am

‘We’re worried about your ability to lend us money.’ ‘We’re worried about your ability to lend us money.’

RGJ

25 August 2011 10:40 am

Criminal Mastermind Criminal Mastermind

Newman

25 August 2011 10:38 am

‘I hope nobody’s hacking into those phones I looted.’ ‘I hope nobody’s hacking into those phones I looted.’

Dorrance

25 August 2011 10:35 am

 

Kipper Williams

25 August 2011 10:32 am

‘I just squeezed in through clearing.’ ‘I just squeezed in through clearing.’

Geoff Thompson

25 August 2011 10:30 am

‘My wife’s always been bulimic, but I’ve stuck with her through thick and thin.’ ‘My wife’s always been bulimic, but…

Newman

25 August 2011 10:27 am

‘I can’t see Sally Bercow surviving the weekend.’ ‘I can’t see Sally Bercow surviving the weekend.’