‘How do you know you don’t like photographing your food if you haven’t tried it?’

Meal

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Every so often they ask a question to which only young people know the answer.’

Quiz

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Print

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Wall-to-wall Brexit again today.’

Forecast

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘The Labour conference is left, left, further left, and then on the far left.’

Left

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Item 1: The apostrophe...’

Vote

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Must you be so negative?’

Ice

29 September 2018 9:00 am

BBC

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’

Graph

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’

Politics

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’

Crash dummy

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’

Clown

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’

KGB

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘All you do is binge watch.’

Watch

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’

Sermon

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’

Rock

22 September 2018 9:00 am

Instagram

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’

Christopher Robin

22 September 2018 9:00 am

Torture

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s a 12.5 per cent surcharge for American tourists.’

Great wall

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘And this is the “Dorothy”. Ideal for poems, short stories and acidic reviews.’

Pens

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘At least it isn’t called All The President’s Women.’

Bob Woodward

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘The following drama contains a dissatisfying ending that cynically leaves the door open for a second series.’

Drama

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’

Racism

15 September 2018 9:00 am