Pizza face

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘They say if the wind blows in the right direction you can hear Geoffrey Cox.’

Calais

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’

Resignations

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’

Turkeys

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh darling, it’s lovely. Just what the charity shop is looking for!’

Gift

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Product misplacement

Product

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I swear I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’

Vegan

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Pub

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘How embarrassing — we’ve been linked to a Tory donor!’

Escort

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Out

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Today we’re going to be studying factions.’

Class

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘We try to replicate their natural environment as accurately as possible.’

Environment

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Ultrasound

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I’m protesting at the price of petrol bombs.’

Protesting

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I’m counting on Jeremy Hunt to get me out.’

Turkeys

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Police

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Little green men

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘The following programme may contain flash photography and people with unnaturally white teeth.’

TV

24 November 2018 9:00 am

‘We’ve been no platformed.’

Trains

24 November 2018 9:00 am

‘We can’t decide which drawing board to go back to.’

Drawing Board

24 November 2018 9:00 am

High Street

24 November 2018 9:00 am

Battlefield

24 November 2018 9:00 am

‘I wonder what life will be like after Brexit.’

Life after Brexit

24 November 2018 9:00 am

Knifed

24 November 2018 9:00 am

‘I was hoping for a piano but Mum got me these.’

Elton

24 November 2018 9:00 am