‘Boris didn’t have his cake and eat it, but he did take the biscuit.’

Biscuit

4 August 2018 9:00 am

‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’

Coffee

4 August 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s the will of the wrong people.’

Paper

4 August 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a mystery what’s put off the next generation of boozers.’

Mystery

4 August 2018 9:00 am

‘At least we’ve got an obesity strategy.’

Breakfast

4 August 2018 9:00 am

‘And this chart shows who hates who...’

Team Building

4 August 2018 9:00 am

Vows

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Stretch Limousin

Breed

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Fitbit

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Drink

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Search

28 July 2018 9:00 am

‘Rather than the cliff edge, we decided on a climbdown.’

Lemmings

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Therapy

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Staycation

28 July 2018 9:00 am

Fields

28 July 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s taking him a while to unwind from Brexit.’

Beach

28 July 2018 9:00 am

‘They always have to muck around with Macbeth, don’t they?’

Punch and Judy

21 July 2018 9:00 am

‘She just wants to chill and have greatness thrust upon her.’

Greatness

21 July 2018 9:00 am

‘No one’s noticed that he’s resigned over Brexit.’

resigned

21 July 2018 9:00 am

‘I have the usual middle-class attitude to drugs.’

Shirts

21 July 2018 9:00 am

‘On second thoughts, I’d give the bins a miss.’

Foxes

21 July 2018 9:00 am

Church

21 July 2018 9:00 am

‘They have a very short shelf life.’

Topical

14 July 2018 9:00 am

‘I remember quiet days like that.’

Flypast

14 July 2018 9:00 am

‘The tension’s unbearable — I can’t bear to watch.’

Kane

14 July 2018 9:00 am