NAF

20 August 2011 12:00 am

‘Being stuck in this lift reminds me of the 12 years I spent in prison for murder.’ ‘Being stuck in…

Geoff Thompson

20 August 2011 12:00 am

‘Fortunately for us, in this world it’s dog eat dog.’ ‘Fortunately for us, in this world it’s dog eat dog.’

Adam Singleton

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘I’m just popping out to the shops. Do you want anything?’ ‘I’m just popping out to the shops. Do you…

Geoff Thompson

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘We know where our kids are – we’ve just seen them on TV looting the supermarket.’ ‘We know where our…

Kipper Williams

13 August 2011 12:00 am

Online Looting Online Looting

Geoff Thompson 

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road…’ ‘Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road…’

Nick Downes

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘It’s the apocalypse.’ ‘It’s the apocalypse.’

Holland

13 August 2011 12:00 am

Next Looter Next Looter

Grizelda

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘Before she died, she donated your organs.’ ‘Before she died, she donated your organs.’

The Surreal McCoy

13 August 2011 12:00 am

International Departures International Departures

Evans

13 August 2011 12:00 am

No Surfing No Surfing

Herneman

13 August 2011 12:00 am

These shoes are killing me These shoes are killing me

James Parker

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘It’s a vicious circle.’ ‘It’s a vicious circle.’

Colin Wheeler

13 August 2011 12:00 am

badger badger

Bernie

13 August 2011 12:00 am

‘It’s years since we’ve been this busy.’ ‘It’s years since we’ve been this busy.’

Bernie

6 August 2011 12:00 am

‘You call that a deficit? Why, back in the States…’ ‘You call that a deficit? Why, back in the States…’

Grizelda

6 August 2011 12:00 am

‘We’ve raised our debt ceiling.’ ‘We’ve raised our debt ceiling.’

Robert Thompson

6 August 2011 12:00 am

‘1) Are you warm to the touch? 2) Can you breathe independently?’ ‘1) Are you warm to the touch? 2)…

RGJ

6 August 2011 12:00 am

Me too, I have no idea how the police identified me.’ Me too, I have no idea how the police…

Adam Singleton

6 August 2011 12:00 am

Circus Maximus Circus Maximus

Holland

6 August 2011 12:00 am

Proposed HS2 Route Proposed HS2 Route

Colin Wheeler

6 August 2011 12:00 am

Oxfam Oxfam

Paul Wood

6 August 2011 12:00 am

‘Luckily for me, he failed the drugs test.’ ‘Luckily for me, he failed the drugs test.’

KJ Lamb

6 August 2011 12:00 am

Compensation Compensation

Adam Singleton

30 July 2011 6:00 pm

‘Do you have any, “Sorry, I was completely wrong about the euro and you were completely right” cards?’ ‘Do you have any,…