‘For God’s sake, don’t let the public see his human side!’

Human side

2 December 2017 9:00 am

‘They are wise aren’t they?’

Owl

2 December 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m already bored with the royal wedding — what’s the latest on Brexit?’

Wedding

2 December 2017 9:00 am

Dali

2 December 2017 9:00 am

‘No, I’m afraid we don’t do divorce kits.’

Divorce

2 December 2017 9:00 am

‘North Korea’s a worry.’

North Korea

2 December 2017 9:00 am

‘You may as well get the Christmas decorations while you’re up there Dorian.’

Dorian

2 December 2017 9:00 am

Dogma

25 November 2017 9:00 am

Peelers

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘How much do you think we’d have to pay if we asked to leave?’

Pay to leave

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m boycotting Paperchase.’

Paperchase

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘And the third little piggy’s house was featured on Grand Designs.’

House

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘MPs have 470 words for No.’

Brexit Bill

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘You need to learn the centre.’

Right and Left

25 November 2017 9:00 am

‘Nonsense.’

Pets

18 November 2017 9:00 am

Sleep

18 November 2017 9:00 am

‘We’ll have the tapas in honour of your country being broken up into smaller pieces.’

Tapas

18 November 2017 9:00 am

‘It’s never knowingly underhyped.’

John Lewis

18 November 2017 9:00 am

Celebrity

18 November 2017 9:00 am

‘Maybe this would change your mind about giving me some antibiotics?’

Antibiotics

18 November 2017 9:00 am

‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’

Prime Minister

18 November 2017 9:00 am

Poll

18 November 2017 9:00 am

Lewis Hamilton — world champion.

Hamilton

18 November 2017 9:00 am

‘This is where we manage the Tories’ social media campaign.’

Tories

18 November 2017 9:00 am

Personally, I think Everest is too accessible these days.’

Everest

11 November 2017 9:00 am