‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’

Ides of March

14 March 2019 9:00 am

Death

14 March 2019 9:00 am

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

Cash

14 March 2019 9:00 am

‘For the last time, NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!’

Phone upgrade

14 March 2019 9:00 am

‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’

Pile

14 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Nobody told me “no deal” would lead to this.’

No Deal

14 March 2019 9:00 am

Dinner

9 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’

Train cancelled

9 March 2019 9:00 am

‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’

Chicken

9 March 2019 9:00 am

‘It’s aimed at students.’

Subscribe

9 March 2019 9:00 am

‘They’re equally nightmarish.’

Life

9 March 2019 9:00 am

Right notes

9 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’

TV

2 March 2019 9:00 am

Toys

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’

Only fools

2 March 2019 9:00 am

Twitter

2 March 2019 9:00 am

The new two-party system

Independent Group

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’

Oscar

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’

Dinner

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’

Daffodils

2 March 2019 9:00 am

MMR

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Prayers

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Church

2 March 2019 9:00 am

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

Leaver

23 February 2019 9:00 am

‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’

Ladbrokes

23 February 2019 9:00 am