‘You might want to be careful where you put that thing.’

Reaper

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Not another damn cookery show.’

Show

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘He wasn’t ready for the talk.’

Talk

21 October 2017 9:00 am

Bill

21 October 2017 9:00 am

Awards

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m worried I’m spending too much time offline.’

Offline

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Look out! He’s drawing a gun.’

Gun

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘It’s from the grim reaper.’

Reaper

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘This is much more scary!’

Menus

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Blade Runner 2049 has some chilling predictions for the future.’

Blade Runner

21 October 2017 9:00 am

Door

21 October 2017 9:00 am

‘The deal is, we go over the cliff and hope for the best.’

Cliff

21 October 2017 9:00 am

Yeah, there’s nothing worse than the terrible twos ... except the troublesome threes, frightful fours, frustrating fives, shocking sixes, severe sevens, exasperating eights, nasty nines, traumatic tens, enraging elevens, tyrannical twelves ... and teenagers.’

Terrible twos

14 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Apparently it’s bad luck if Theresa May crosses your path.’

Cats

14 October 2017 9:00 am

Weak leadership

14 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Nothing beats the feel of the printed page.’

Cats

14 October 2017 9:00 am

‘This call may be minotaured for training purposes.’

Hellenic

14 October 2017 9:00 am

Cafe

14 October 2017 9:00 am

May

14 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Can’t you go out and be angry like other young people?’

Sofa

14 October 2017 9:00 am

Tory Conference

14 October 2017 9:00 am

Draw

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘It was a nightmare — we had to fly Ryanair!’

flights

7 October 2017 9:00 am

tshirts

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Apparently the cat’s been declawed.’

Cat

7 October 2017 9:00 am