Spider

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘It’s true what they say — get a dog and you’ll meet all sorts of people.’

Dogs

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Wave this — it sends them absolutely crazy!’

Flag

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m sitting in the bay of the doc.’

Parked

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Getting stranded anywhere nice this year?’

Monarch

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘I thought the memo said harm offensive.’

Boris

7 October 2017 9:00 am

‘Skid Row has been gentrified.’

Neighbourhood

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Phwoar, that Theresa May’s a bit of all right.’

Robots

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘We’re making a bomb!’

Amazon

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Well, Jeff gave his opinion the loudest, so let’s go with his idea.’

Meeting

30 September 2017 9:00 am

Rabbits

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m confused — are we against debt, or enthusiastically for it?’

Labour

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘No, we haven’t misspelt “wi-fi” — this is my wifey.’

Wifey

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Young lady, you are not going out like that. It’s Friday night and when I was your age I was bare-legged, with no tights and a skimpy top.’

Going out

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid there’s surge pricing of 4.5 times the normal fee.’

Uber case

30 September 2017 9:00 am

101

30 September 2017 9:00 am

‘The talks are not going well.’

Brexit Minister

30 September 2017 9:00 am

Suite

30 September 2017 9:00 am

Saying it with flowers

cactus

23 September 2017 9:00 am

Food blog

23 September 2017 9:00 am

‘He’s been downgraded to a Category One.’

Wolf

23 September 2017 9:00 am

Chart

23 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Let’s call him Brexit.’

Brexit call

23 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Good heavens, a flying Ryanair jet!’

Ryanair

23 September 2017 9:00 am

‘Who’s going to kick off?’

Anger

23 September 2017 9:00 am