Twitter

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’
‘Brian’s off to watch the golf.’

Sport

13 October 2018 9:00 am

Wine

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I fear he’s the bearer of bad news.’

Messenger

13 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

Island

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Finnegans Woke’

Sign

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘I was hoping for a policy proposal.’

Proposal

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Grr! It’s the deep state trying to undermine Jeremy Corbyn.’

Deep state

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Modern competitive wives

Award

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Boris

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Half pay

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘How do you know you don’t like photographing your food if you haven’t tried it?’

Meal

6 October 2018 9:00 am

‘Every so often they ask a question to which only young people know the answer.’

Quiz

6 October 2018 9:00 am

Print

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Wall-to-wall Brexit again today.’

Forecast

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘The Labour conference is left, left, further left, and then on the far left.’

Left

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Item 1: The apostrophe...’

Vote

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Must you be so negative?’

Ice

29 September 2018 9:00 am

BBC

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’

Graph

29 September 2018 9:00 am

‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’

Politics

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’

Crash dummy

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’

Clown

22 September 2018 9:00 am

‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’

KGB

22 September 2018 9:00 am