‘I bloody loathe vegetarians.’

Clinic

29 July 2017 9:00 am

‘I have a feeling Michael Gove’s just backed the environment.’

Polar bears

29 July 2017 9:00 am

Brexit

22 July 2017 9:00 am

‘Bloody gloating Brexiteers.’

Out and proud

22 July 2017 9:00 am

Drive

22 July 2017 9:00 am

‘Make no mistake, self-picking fruit is the future!’

GM

22 July 2017 9:00 am

‘I wonder if Seumas Milne got off with the blonde lawyer.’

Island

22 July 2017 9:00 am

Staff

22 July 2017 9:00 am

‘The conclusions are so obvious a man could have drawn them.’

Watchdog

22 July 2017 9:00 am

‘I deny that I conspired with the Russians in any way.’

Trump

22 July 2017 9:00 am

Circle

15 July 2017 9:00 am

Ikea

15 July 2017 9:00 am

Help

15 July 2017 9:00 am

‘Oh no – we’re breeding like Rees-Moggs!’

Bunnies

15 July 2017 9:00 am

Sun

15 July 2017 9:00 am

‘It looks enticing, has a melange of flavours, but has a bitter aftertaste...’

Cocktail

15 July 2017 9:00 am

‘I don’t think that would work on our lad.’

Teenager

15 July 2017 9:00 am

‘They’re tickboxers.’

Tickboxers

15 July 2017 9:00 am

Stalker

15 July 2017 9:00 am

‘I’ve put him on suicide watch — he’s threatening to jump out.’

Fishbowl

8 July 2017 9:00 am

The Three Little Pigs Wind Farm

The Three Little Pigs Wind Farm

8 July 2017 9:00 am

Beach

8 July 2017 9:00 am

Ref

8 July 2017 9:00 am

Sister inferior

Habit

8 July 2017 9:00 am

‘Fortunately we’re just divided rather than polarised.’

Split

8 July 2017 9:00 am