‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’

Green Life

24 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Relax – the Novichok will get you before the cyber attack.’

Virus

24 March 2018 9:00 am

Pet

24 March 2018 9:00 am

Unilever

24 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Is that Mike Pompeo’s welcome or leaving card?’

Good luck

17 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’

Civilisation

17 March 2018 9:00 am

Woman

17 March 2018 9:00 am

Condiments

17 March 2018 9:00 am

‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’

Phone

17 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’

Peter Rabbit

17 March 2018 9:00 am

‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’

Renting

17 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’

Snowflakes

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘We’ve got you off your stabilisers — next performance-enhancing drugs.’

Drugs

10 March 2018 9:00 am

Bannister

10 March 2018 9:00 am

Seafood

10 March 2018 9:00 am

Toys r us

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘I can’t keep up with how out of date I am.’

Up to date

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘So Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you.’

Pizza

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘He had a pretty good run.’

Roger

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Nice to see the kids out playing in the snow.’

Snow

10 March 2018 9:00 am

‘This isn’t vague enough’

Speech

10 March 2018 9:00 am

Triggers

3 March 2018 9:00 am

Snowman App

3 March 2018 9:00 am

‘Great news! We’ll no longer be the byword for spineless European U-turns.’

Italian Army

3 March 2018 9:00 am

Teacher training

3 March 2018 9:00 am