‘This is the new runway for drunk BA pilots.’

Runway

16 June 2018 9:00 am

Books

16 June 2018 9:00 am

Football squad

16 June 2018 9:00 am

‘Dad’s a lot easier to buy for now that he’s a woman.’

Fathers day

16 June 2018 9:00 am

‘We have a specious relationship.’

Trade war

9 June 2018 9:00 am

Trains

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘He demands his democratic right to draw a phallus on a ballot paper.’

Vote

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was just living in Surrey.’

Thorpe case

9 June 2018 9:00 am

Hazard

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘I think you’ve had quite enough, dear… you’re beginning to sound like Jean-Claude Juncker.’

Lazy foreigners

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’

Dinner

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘At last, one that’s just right.’

Just right

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘The tower’s fine but the country’s collapsing.’

Leaning tower

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s so nice being able to bring Leavers and Remainers together.’

Brexit Boxers

9 June 2018 9:00 am

‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’

Banking

9 June 2018 9:00 am

Son…

2 June 2018 9:00 am

‘We found a wood-burning stove hidden in your cocaine.’

Wood burner

2 June 2018 9:00 am

Women

2 June 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s the only exercise they get...’

Drug runners

2 June 2018 9:00 am

‘Apparently, few people have read it all the way through.’

Good Friday agreement

2 June 2018 9:00 am

‘As I suspected — death by GDPR emails.’

GDPR

2 June 2018 9:00 am

Animal testing

Mice

2 June 2018 9:00 am

GDPR

2 June 2018 9:00 am

‘This is not just a P45 — it’s a Marks & Spencer P45.’

P45

2 June 2018 9:00 am

Papers

2 June 2018 9:00 am