Party

15 December 2018 9:00 am

Knives

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I can’t believe you still believe in Brexit.’

Brexit santa

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘We can get them all online.’

Online

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I understand you know a lot about just-in-time supply chains.’

Supply chains

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Santa’s an equal opportunities employer!’

Equal opportunities

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Leave means leave!’

Leave means leave

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’

Summer

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘He’s crashed out.’

Crashed

15 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

8 December 2018 9:00 am

Deliveroo

8 December 2018 9:00 am

Santa

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a desperate fight for survival in a hostile environment.’

Debate

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Yes, a lot of people have died of boredom since Brexit.’

Died

8 December 2018 9:00 am

Pizza face

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘They say if the wind blows in the right direction you can hear Geoffrey Cox.’

Calais

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’

Resignations

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’

Turkeys

8 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh darling, it’s lovely. Just what the charity shop is looking for!’

Gift

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Product misplacement

Product

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘I swear I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’

Vegan

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Pub

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘How embarrassing — we’ve been linked to a Tory donor!’

Escort

1 December 2018 9:00 am

Out

1 December 2018 9:00 am

‘Today we’re going to be studying factions.’

Class

1 December 2018 9:00 am