‘Oh my god, it really is as good as our forefathers told us.’

Birds

21 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Does it say which six?’

Wine danger

21 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Sorry if it shatters the illusion but today is our collection day.’

Gates

21 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Good evening. My name is 10.453.82 and I’ll be your server.’

Dinner

21 April 2018 9:00 am

Peacock

21 April 2018 9:00 am

‘I’m the war correspondent for Playboy.’

Trump

21 April 2018 9:00 am

Plastic bottles

21 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Now run along and remember — no inappropriate sniffing.’

Dog

14 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Sadly, I was shocked out of my smug bourgeois complacency long ago.’

Art

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Flat earth

14 April 2018 9:00 am

‘I need more space.’

More space

14 April 2018 9:00 am

London gun crime

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Little Bo-Peeps

Little Bo-Peep

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Then and now

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Worship

14 April 2018 9:00 am

‘She says, have you fixed the bathroom door yet?’

Bathroom door

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Polarisation

14 April 2018 9:00 am

‘On second thoughts, I’ll give porridge theft a miss.’

Cottage

14 April 2018 9:00 am

Kremlin

7 April 2018 9:00 am

Seaside

7 April 2018 9:00 am

Klee pigeon shooting

Klee

7 April 2018 9:00 am

‘They’re sound bites.’

Kerping

7 April 2018 9:00 am

Flower

7 April 2018 9:00 am

‘Australia would be great if it weren’t for all the cheats.’

Oz cricket

7 April 2018 9:00 am

‘We need an expert on the dangers of computers. Send for Damian Green!’

Cobra

7 April 2018 9:00 am