‘At least it isn’t called All The President’s Women.’

Bob Woodward

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘The following drama contains a dissatisfying ending that cynically leaves the door open for a second series.’

Drama

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’

Racism

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’

Alcohol-free

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Do you believe there’s life after Brexit?’

Life after Brexit

15 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh dear, I appear to have strayed into a rough neighbourhood.’

Web

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’

Artistic

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’

Scheme

8 September 2018 9:00 am

Salmond

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Seriously babe — I have my own island!’

Message

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘What did you do in the Scallop War, Daddy?’

Shell

8 September 2018 9:00 am

Back to school

8 September 2018 9:00 am

Plastic

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘When we discussed his heart age he had a coronary.’

A+E

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘With all these sex pests about, I’m not taking any chances.’

Sex pest

8 September 2018 9:00 am

Bake-off

8 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Oh, don’t be fooled. He’s a despot.’

Despot

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’

Interview

1 September 2018 9:00 am

Coconut oil

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’

Sugar and salt

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘If you want publicity, pay hush money!’

Agent

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘It’s so embarrassing watching Dad do his Theresa May dancing.’

Dancing

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Someone I don’t want to meet just walked in.’

Reaper

1 September 2018 9:00 am

‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’

TV

25 August 2018 9:00 am