‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’
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‘We have a specious relationship.’
‘He demands his democratic right to draw
a phallus on a ballot paper.’
‘I thought I was dead, but it turned out
I was just living in Surrey.’
‘I think you’ve had quite enough, dear… you’re beginning to sound like Jean-Claude Juncker.’
‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’
‘At last, one that’s just right.’
‘The tower’s fine but
the country’s collapsing.’
‘It’s so nice being able to bring
Leavers and Remainers together.’
‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’
