The Battle for Britain | 1 February 2025

‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
‘Homework was hard – I couldn’t decide whether to use ChatGPT or DeepSeek.’
‘Veganuary’s over.’
‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
‘If you’re serious about growth...’
‘I know things look bad now but they will get worse.’
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’