The Battle for Britain | 3 December 2022

‘The blank pages in this Agatha Christie biography are intentional. They’re when she went missing.’
‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’
‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
‘Are you standing down?’