Cartoons
All very well, Wilf
‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
You would tell me
‘Darling, you would tell me if you were part of a deep state satanic cabal, wouldn’t you?’
One at every party
‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’
Can you keep the noise down?
‘Can you keep the noise down? I can’t hear myself drink.’
You’d find it a bit easier if you took the mask off?
‘Don’t you think you’d find it a bit easier if you took the mask off?’
The green planet
‘Next door are watching this on their much bigger set.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’