The Battle for Britain | 5 October 2024

‘The school bully made me dance a perfect foxtrot.’
‘We never say that at the W.I.’
‘Soup, anyone?’
‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’
‘Since we moved into wellness, I feel great.’
‘Heh, good luck with that!’
‘I’m having it fun checked.’
‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into a Tory leadership contest.’