The Battle for Britain | 6 July 2017

‘I don’t know what to do with him over the summer recess…’
‘I’ve got him a brilliant new voice-activated educational tool for teenagers.’
‘I want to get away to it all.’
‘You won’t mind if we go Dutch, will you?’
‘The French gnome will have to go.’
‘… and it’s 100 per cent endorsed by Gwyneth Paltrow…’
‘Fortunately we’re just divided rather than polarised.’
Sister inferior
The Three Little Pigs Wind Farm
‘I’ve put him on suicide watch — he’s threatening to jump out.’