The Battle for Britain – 7 June 2018

‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’
‘It’s so nice being able to bring Leavers and Remainers together.’
‘The tower’s fine but the country’s collapsing.’
‘At last, one that’s just right.’
‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’
‘I think you’ve had quite enough, dear… you’re beginning to sound like Jean-Claude Juncker.’
‘I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was just living in Surrey.’
‘He demands his democratic right to draw a phallus on a ballot paper.’
‘We have a specious relationship.’