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‘I’m undecided which way I would vote in an election — just as I’m undecided whether to let off the thermal nuclear device I’m building in my garage.’


‘They say that the crew are all hopeless Tories, doomed to spend eternity wittering on about Europe and limits on abortion.’

Tv 3

‘Oh, well, if there aren’t any programmes on about policemen chasing scantily clad, drunken fat girls around the centre of Cardiff, I’m off to bed.’