The Battle for Britain | 10 December 2022

‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
‘Are you two glued to that sofa?!’
‘But where are you really from?’
‘If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all.’
‘That was the spare’s bedroom.’
‘There’s going to be a chronic shortage of Tories.’
‘It’s high time we abolished the lords-a-leaping’
The Ghost of Christmas Post.