The Battle for Britain – 9 June 2016

‘Tinnitus, you say?’
‘And if you listen carefully you can hear another boat carrying migrants…’
‘You’ve got low fat spread.’
‘Your shirt-pulling is preventing me diving.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have shared a platform with you.’
‘I see my dad as a roly-poly model.’
‘Is your partner responsibly sourced?’
‘It’s from Reader’s Digest — I may already have been awarded the Victoria Cross!’
‘I suffer from Attention Deficit Dis...order me a cappuccino’