Dave – 12 December 2012

Kazoo
Snowmen
‘Which runway should I use?’
Tweeters
Autobiographies
‘Daddy’s hangover is a little worse than usual today.’
‘Jones, organise another layer of bureaucracy, please.’
Drones club
Saved
Jigsaw
Compassion
Snowmen
Investigating
‘You’re in early today, Enid.’
‘So tell me — what can you bring to the stable?’
‘Sorry kids, but this something-for-nothing culture has got to stop.’
‘I know you spent ages making it, but Mummy prefers shop-bought presents.’
Jewellery
‘You may have heard stories of over-treatment..’
‘The usual — ducking and diving, bob bob bobbing and weaving.’
Austerity
‘Sorry, mate, got to take these off — children might get hurt.’
‘Your targets don’t want to meet you.’
Fishing
Dalek
Boot
‘If you don’t like it, I can go back and nick you something else.’
Dogs
‘Stop looking at me with those go-to-bed eyes.’