The Battle for Britain | 22 January 2022

‘Do you think this will be the last season?’
‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’
Levelling up
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
‘I thought the metaverse would be more fun than this.’
‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’
‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’
‘That label could cause offence to a minority.’
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’