Dave – 20 June 2013
Cartoons
Angels 2
‘I’m expecting a cherub.’
Gorilla
‘I guess they’re just trying to deal with the psychological torture of being in captivity.’
Voodoo
‘We did comparative religion at school today, Mum.’
Haircut
‘I don’t want a haircut — I just dropped in to talk about where I’m going this summer.’
Axed
‘Wait a minute – what about my severance package?’
Valkyrie
‘This must be the Ring road.’
Job 2
‘Any-of-the-major-credit-cards-a-job week...’
Cat
‘He’s caught a drone.’
Closing
‘The children are playing shop.’
Dinosaur
‘Oh come on, guys. I’m a dinosaur! Kids love dinosaurs.’
Drink 2
‘Besides drink a lot, what does your daddy do, Thomas?’
Death
‘I’m preventable death.’
