The Battle for Britain | 25 January 2025

‘Are we keeping the public out or the convicted felon in?’
‘When my husband heard about Gerry Adams getting compensation, he exploded.’
‘My corridor is always open.’
‘Can you recommend a country where tourists are still welcome?’
‘It’s the only way we get to see our MP.’
‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
‘You’re a gift to a cartoonist, but try not to do all the work for them...’
‘Derek still works from home.’
‘It makes us sound a little desperate.’
‘Death, War – meet Artificial Intelligence.’
‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’