The Battle for Britain | 25 March 2023

‘They’ve axed our annual bonus.’
‘Racist, misogynistic, homophobic...but enough about me...’
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
‘We’ve gone completely cashless.’
‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
‘I expect Mr Punch will get a knighthood.’