Dave – 25 October 2012

‘So the flood-defence funding was cut, then?’
‘I think you’re right — it does make you look younger.’
‘We tend not to watch TV unless it’s an old film.’
‘So I was here and the arms lobby was over there…’
‘I wonder if we could use your loo?’
‘How would you deal with Prince Charles?
‘I found out he was mating for life with someone else behind my back.’
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
‘And that, in its simplest form, is the lowest energy tariff currently available.’
‘Me too. I thought coming as Jimmy Savile would be a really funny and original idea.’