Books and Arts – 25 April 2013
The Spectator
Thursday
Thursday
Homework
‘Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to download my homework yet.’
Vet
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’
Rail
‘I’m standing up for the rights of rail passengers because there’s nowhere to sit down!’
Local
River
Benefits Cap
Benefits cap
Crematorium
‘Unfortunately, it’s all we could afford.’
Desolation
Sot Nav
Dont Walk
Cruellest
Riot
‘Time to read them the riot app, Sergeant.’
Millband
‘So, when we heard Ed Miliband had broken his wrist, we thought we’d just have a few drinks and nibbles to celebrate.’
Jess
‘I’m leaving you, Jess.’
Potato
‘Were the potatoes mashed humanely?’
Birdflu
‘Starlings! It’s a warning about the new bird flu.’
Jeweller
‘You buy some, then 20 minutes later you feel you want to buy some more.’
Car Boot
