The Spice Girls have set up a website allowing fans to vote for one more city to be included on their world tour. But I fear they might be in for a surprise. You can enter any city you want and, oh so predictably, the internet campaign to send them to Baghdad is already under way, which seems a little unfair on the Iraqis.
Where would Coffee Housers vote to send the Spice Girls? Personally, I’d favour Stockholm as retaliation for sending us Abba or the Cheeky Girls hometown of Cluj-Napoca, Transylvania.

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