The Battle for Britain | 26 July 2025
Cartoons
I need to build up muscle
‘I need to build up muscle strength so I can carry my water bottle’
He wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump
‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?
‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
Sexist abuse
‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’
After two successful marriages, I’m single again
‘After two successful marriages, I’m single again.’
You can’t read it
‘You can’t read it – it’s covered by a superinjunction.’
Great news!
‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
I’m going on holiday
‘I’m going on holiday so you’ll have to get an AI doctor to go on strike for me.’
