Death class
Death class
Wilbur
Wednesday
Am I hitting my diversity targets?
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
You’re watching chess?
Wednesday
Expecting you
‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
DEI measures
‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
I can’t wait
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
Wednesday
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Happy Valentine’s!
Wednesday
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
Wednesday
Veganuary’s over
‘Veganuary’s over.’
Wednesday
Although I must say
‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
Wednesday
Fact checking
‘How is your fact-checking?’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
Wednesday
I do worry about this neighbourhood
‘I do worry about this neighbourhood.’
