We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge
‘We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
Cheese on toast again?
‘Cheese on toast again?’
Working woman
‘I’m just praying no one asks us to define a working woman.’
Wednesday
Ironically I’d just had a great idea
‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’
Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures
‘Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures.’
Wednesday
Anti-vaxxer
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
Wednesday
If Gary Lineker goes
‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
Assisting dying
‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’
Wednesday
Gift of clothing
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
This looks awfully cosy
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
No donations to be left on doorstep
All right Margaret…
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
Thursday
But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time
‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’
Wednesday
I’d pay £500
‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
Wednesday
He should have gone to Specsavers
‘He should have gone to Specsavers.’
Wednesday
They’re copying our policy
‘They’re copying our policy of blaming everything on the past.’
This is our new social media guy
‘This is our new social media guy.’
Wednesday
The news just gets more and more distressing
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’
